Ever. Evolving. Me.: Humanitarian Crisis in East Africa

Valuable Life Lessons

Deciding to move on and let go doesn't mean you've forgotten.
If you say "ouch" during any activity while you are drunk, it's going to hurt far worse when you finally get sober.
If your best friend is telling you that you are being insane, it's likely true.
Alcohol doesn't solve problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Bosses don't like it when you tell them to get their act together.
Medical doctors generally attempt to dissuade you from knowing anything intuitively about yourself.
Some people are way cooler when medicated.
If you drink enough 4-shot drinks, it's almost guaranteed that the spins are in your future.
You likely will not win a Mexican standoff with a skunk.
Appleton Rum makes me belligerent.

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